sometimes you know I think my head might explode

I think this envelope has been brought to you by a list but I’m not sure.

perhaps by a pot of cold tea that was forgotten

perhaps by the two metres of garden I just cleared in readiness for an eighteenth birthday party.

this envelope was brought to you by some honey cake?

unlikely, I think it has long since been eaten, so don’t get your hopes up.

scenes from getting to a wedding an hour early – envelope on knee

This envelope has been brought to you by the thought, ‘ thank goodness I had some envelopes with me, otherwise I would have gone mad with an hour to spend and nothing to do with it,’ and Overnewton Castle!

pull

this envelope has been brought to you by an airplane trip.

a trip travelled

an unravelled tripper

now how do I get to the city . . . .

this envelope has been brought to you by another deadline.

have you noticed that snail don’t seem to have deadlines.

what is a deadline anyway?

not only did I spend my valuable hours . . . . .

 

omg.  It doesn’t matter what you do, the envelope will be brought to you by the postman. You will have to drive someone somewhere if you have children and a car.

my maxim is:

brought to you by someone who is not disappointed.

and also brought to you by the evil  cat whose only expectation is to be fed.

look up, left, look left

this envelope has been brought to you by droopy eyes.

I think it just happens that way as you get older .

how much can a Koala bear?

look I’ve worn my shirt inside out again . . . . .

this envelope has been brought to you by misdre3ssing

list – i remembered something I needed to do,

this envelope has been brought to you because I remembered to do it.

this envelope has been brought to you by the remembrance of the unusual things that you see each day.

Can you remember one?